Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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