it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
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Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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