so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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