i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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