Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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