I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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