i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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