Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I need moral support for this bender
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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