so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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