I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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