I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm too high and old for this...
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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