My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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