Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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