You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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