CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
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You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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