I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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