11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
The air was thick with penises
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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