Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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