they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Randomize
