I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.