yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
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We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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