But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD