Sry I called you an 8
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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