i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
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He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie