Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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