I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
