Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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