so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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