I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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