If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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