If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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