I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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