Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
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I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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