This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize
