I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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