dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
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Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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