every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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