I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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