its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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