I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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