I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
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Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
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You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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