Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
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I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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