I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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