let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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