Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
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Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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