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(970): View more from Colorado

Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....

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(256): View more from Alabama

There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen

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(734): View more from Michigan

I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting

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(203): View more from Connecticut

yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.

(508): View more from Massachusetts

when did we get a doorman?

(203): View more from Connecticut

we were also in the wrong building...

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(323): View more from California

Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong

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(917): View more from New York City

She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.

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(916): View more from California

There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE

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(417): View more from Missouri

He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.

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