we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I am never drinking with the goths again.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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