Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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