My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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