They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
my liver is dry heaving
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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