I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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