I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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