When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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