I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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