idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I just forgot I was standing up.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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