I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
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Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
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I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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