Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize