I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Randomize
