Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
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FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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